I am not sure what the purpose of this new thing that people are doing hanging the male genitalia off the backs of their vehicles. Not just trucks, no, I have seen them on the backs of Toyota Corolla's, Honda Fits and yes, a Volkswagen Bug. I say "people" because I have seen females driving these vehicle with the gold plated nut sack hanging from their cars, too. What does this mean, I mean really, do these guys feel like they need to let people know what sex they are, or are they so insecure that they need to show everyone that they have balls??
I can't even guess as to why the girls are driving these cars around, maybe they haven't had any in awhile and this is their way of advertising for some?? I don't know. I can't tell you how uncomfortable it is to have my 5 year old daughter and 4 year old son asking me what that is. It is appalling, I swear. Would guys like it if I designed a giant sized bloody tampon and hung it from my truck. I don't think so. People, please keep your privates PRIVATE.
I can't even guess as to why the girls are driving these cars around, maybe they haven't had any in awhile and this is their way of advertising for some?? I don't know. I can't tell you how uncomfortable it is to have my 5 year old daughter and 4 year old son asking me what that is. It is appalling, I swear. Would guys like it if I designed a giant sized bloody tampon and hung it from my truck. I don't think so. People, please keep your privates PRIVATE.
2 comments:
right, it's meant to be a trucker thing to show other drivers that you do indeed have brass balls. Who knows how/why it has extended itself into the Ford Focus crowd, but there you go. Personally, I don't want a scrotum hanging off the back of my car. Maybe now we will see them on keychains, or tiny sacs attached to zippers on the Coach purses of soccer moms. Let's hope not.
you might be onto something there. Hmm perhaps a brass tampon would be a way to say to the world "Do not mess with me, for I bleed for 7 days yet do not die".
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